DACMR / INCIDENT RECORD 047
THE WEDDING
A large dachshund group entered a private wedding event through a temporary service corridor. Significant buffet displacement followed.
INCIDENT 047MENACEHERD: 43
EVENT COMPROMISED
- 1 ceremonial cake
- 43 chairs
- 6 floral arrangements
- 1 serving trolley
- Unknown cocktail sausages
- Dignity
The bride’s dachshund is currently unaccounted for and may have joined voluntarily.