DACMR / SUBJECT FILE
KEVIN
Subject routinely separates from the primary herd, acquires objects without authorization, discovers alternate routes and initiates secondary incidents. Subject does not appear malicious. This has not improved outcomes.
AT LARGESUBJECT ASSESSMENT
- Classification: UNSUPERVISED
- Role: Chaos catalyst / accidental scout
- Signature movement: Causes it.
DO NOT FOLLOW KEVIN.
If Kevin appears to know where he is going, this should not be interpreted as reassurance.
Known behaviors / property
Theft / gate manipulation / unauthorized entry / food acquisition / detachment formation / route discovery / evidence removal.
Blue shoe / remote control / catering item / municipal radio / unidentified ceremonial object.