A fictional emergency experience from Wienerdog Stampede. Not real public-safety information.

WIENERPOCALYPSE

EVERYONE HAS AN OPINION
ABOUT THE DOGS.

Everyone projects their own nonsense onto the dogs. The dogs remain focused on snacks.

WIENER WATCH

  • NO DACHSHUNDS
  • WIENER WATCH AREA
  • SECURE ALL FOOD
  • KEEP GATES CLOSED
  • SHORT LEASH NOW

FREE WIENER COALITION

  • FREE THE WIENERS
  • LONG LIVE THE LONG DOGS
  • LET THEM RUN
  • YOU CAN’T CAGE A WEATHER EVENT
  • KEVIN DID NOTHING WRONG
  • FEED THE RESISTANCE

STAMPede tourists

Do not enter containment zones for photographs, autographs or “Kevin sightings.”

Entrepreneurs

The Department does not endorse unauthorized survivor merchandise, counterfeit Kevin products or food sold as “Stampede Approved.”

UNAUTHORIZED PUBLIC MATERIALKEVIN DID NOTHING WRONGFICTIONAL DACMR / WIENERDOG STAMPEDE
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