WIENERPOCALYPSE
EVERYONE HAS AN OPINION
ABOUT THE DOGS.
Everyone projects their own nonsense onto the dogs. The dogs remain focused on snacks.
WIENER WATCH
- NO DACHSHUNDS
- WIENER WATCH AREA
- SECURE ALL FOOD
- KEEP GATES CLOSED
- SHORT LEASH NOW
FREE WIENER COALITION
- FREE THE WIENERS
- LONG LIVE THE LONG DOGS
- LET THEM RUN
- YOU CAN’T CAGE A WEATHER EVENT
- KEVIN DID NOTHING WRONG
- FEED THE RESISTANCE
STAMPede tourists
Do not enter containment zones for photographs, autographs or “Kevin sightings.”
Entrepreneurs
The Department does not endorse unauthorized survivor merchandise, counterfeit Kevin products or food sold as “Stampede Approved.”
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