WIENERPOCALYPSE
PREPARE BEFORE THEY ARRIVE.
Businesses in affected districts should assume the herd will identify the easiest route to food, open space or something expensive.
RESTAURANTS
Secure patios, loading areas and food waste.
HOTELS
Monitor automatic entrances, service corridors and luggage.
CASINOS
Buffets are elevated risk. Velvet rope is not a barrier.
WEDDINGS
Consult the Wedding Contingency Guide.
AIRPORTS
Inspect baggage and service infrastructure.
CONVENTIONS
Do not schedule an International Animal Control Conference during elevated Wiener activity.