DACMR / INCIDENT RECORD 113
BAGGAGE CLAIM
Dachshunds entered baggage-handling infrastructure and emerged at multiple public carousels.
INCIDENT 113WIENER EMERGENCYHERD: 196
SYSTEM-WIDE DISRUPTION
- Conveyor access
- Stolen sandwiches
- Luggage displacement
- Einstein involvement suspected
- Kevin confirmed
Passengers are advised not to retrieve luggage currently occupied by a dachshund.