OFFICIAL BRIEFING / FICTIONAL REPORT
AUTHORITIES: “THEY APPEAR TO BE LEARNING”
Short Leash officials declined to clarify what, specifically, the dogs have learned.
Filed for the public record
A barrier capable of stopping 40 dachshunds may not stop 400 dachshunds. Operation Short Leash continues to assess route denial, food decoys and temporary containment. Current results: inconclusive.