A fictional emergency experience from Wienerdog Stampede. Not real public-safety information.

WIENERPOCALYPSE

DO NOT LEAVE SAUSAGES UNATTENDED.

This directive applies regardless of whether dachshunds are currently visible.

DACMR / DIRECTIVE 06DO NOT LEAVE SAUSAGES UNATTENDED.FICTIONAL DACMR / WIENERDOG STAMPEDE

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