A fictional emergency experience from Wienerdog Stampede. Not real public-safety information.

WIENERPOCALYPSE

DO NOT APPROACH THE DACHSHUNDS.

Loose dachshunds may appear stationary, friendly or unusually innocent. This does not indicate that the incident has concluded.

DACMR / DIRECTIVE 01DO NOT APPROACH THE DACHSHUNDS.FICTIONAL DACMR / WIENERDOG STAMPEDE

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